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Why it is philosophically significant, that Bitcoin is a clock.

Laeserin

January 01, 2026 · 3 min read

I read a lot of economic and technical literature, leading up to my initial Bitcoin purchase, in spring of 2020.

I read The Bitcoin Standard, by the brilliant and principled Saifedean Ammous. I listened to Nick Szabo's detailed treatise, Shelling Out: the Origins of Money, while cleaning my windows. I allowed myself to get caught up in an endless string of podcasts, by the earnest and ever-charming Marc Friedrich.

But the thing that shook me to the core, and made me a Real Bitcoiner™, was something much more literary and, ironically, anachronistic. Namely, the Bitcoin is Time article, from ⁠Gigi

Bitcoin Is Time

You see, I am Catholic.

Now, I am not just a little bit Catholic. I am not Catholic to make myself feel better, look better, or be more popular. I am not comfortably and acceptably Catholic. I'm irritatingly Catholic. Nervingly Catholic. Autistically Catholic. Incorrigably Catholic. Cringingly Catholic.

And what all cringingly Catholic people care about is time. Everything in the Catholic Church revolves around marking time. What day, in the liturgical year, is it? Is this Vespers or can we Compline? Does this Mass count for tomorrow? Are you after baptism, but before confirmation?

The church bells ring the Angelus and the New Years' Day is dedicated to the Mother of our God. Christmas, Easter, and Pentecost allow us to celebrate the Church's major milestones, with all of the in-between pit stops on our pilgrimage through the year. We skip meat on Fridays and catch up with the Sunday roast.

We head out at 4 am, to march to our distant Mass at 4 pm. Nearly 50 km by foot. Preventing ourselves from melting into a puddle on the pavement, by counting our path up the hills with rounds of the rosary... 4 more Hail Mary's and an Our Father to the pinnacle. Don't give up! 3 more Hail Mary's...

Why this obsession with time?

Because marking the passage of time is something that marks us as humans. It is the lower animals, the brutes, and the outcasts who fail to mark their time on Earth. Who simply live into every hour of every day, as if it were interchangeable with every other. Like zombies. Like the lost, cursed to wander in the desert. As if there were no progression, no direction, no movement. It is both a Biblical curse and a sign of societal degeneracy to fail to mark the time.

Because our God is a god that marks the time.

He guards the time so jealousy, that He has set an entire ⅐ of our lives aside, for us to simply sit and contemplate His glory. A ⅐ of every week. Forever. And how do we know that we have reached the seventh day? By counting the days. And how do we count the days? By counting the hours, of course.

Quoted article

Clocks, in other words, make humans more human. We have a beginning. We continue on from there, until we reach our earthly End. Our existence is linear. Our focus is forward, always forward, progressing inexorably.

That Bitcoin, itself, is a clock... That Bitcoin is a universal clock... That Bitcoin starts at the beginning, goes on until the end, and then stops, like a clock would... was confirmation for me, that Bitcoin was money designed to serve humanity, rather than humanity being bent to serve the money.

Because what is more human than keeping track of time?

Nothing. Nothing is more human, than that.

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inkan

The essential benefit of blockchain technology is that provides is a timestamping system. A way to make a convincing argument that an event must have occurred at a certain time. That's what got me interested in it, and that's what Inkan is using to enable permanent online identities.
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RedTailHawk

Ummm...solstices and equinoxes mark the passage of time. The church fabricated holidays and plopped them down on top of existing holidays as an economic scarcity attack on the time and resources of people who celebrated these holidays that, very specifically, marked the passage of time. Christ wasn't born on December 25th. That was fabricated. September is more likely, given Luke 2:8 and typical weather data considerations, not to mention that September is mostly Virgo which is where the virgin birth distortion comes from. Saturnalia is just a few days before 12/25, so putting Christmas so close to the solstice was like putting a Walmart across the street from a Menards or a Target: they're competing for market share. All Saints Day used to be May 13th. That was done to compete with and assassinate the Roman festival called Lemuria. In the 8th century, the pope (Gregory the somthingth), noting that nobody celebrated Lemuria anymore and that All Saints Day was no longer serving its purpose as a pagan holiday assassin, moved the fabricated holiday to coincide with Samhain (Halloween) to attempt (in vain) to assassinate another pagan holiday. The feast day of John the Baptist coincides with midsummer, the summer solstice. Easter and Passover are related to the vernal equinox. Most Catholics can't stand the idea that astrology is a part of their religion but it's inescapable as both the birth and death of Christ have astrology baked into them. The star in the East indicates the "ascendant" or "rising" sign that is on the horizon at the time of the birth.
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