GM Plebs
The marketplace is heating up! Yojimble just dropped a curated Mother’s Day HODL Pack with is full of Bitcoin only goods from local UK plebs, paid direct in sats. And Jimble’s Jumble is back with fresh jams and marmalade: small-batch, homemade, real-deal flavor.
This is Plebeian in action: fostering local communities where farmers, jam makers, artisans sell P2P for real money. No corporate middlemen skimming 30%; just plebs supporting plebs, building the sovereign economy one zap at a time.
Let’s keep the pressure on. List your jams, gifts, goods. Buy from locals. Pay in Bitcoin. Let’s dive in.
substackcdn.comYojimble - Mother’s Day HODL Pack#
7 curated items in a beautiful gift box, all made by Bitcoiners, all paid in sats.
plebeian.marketTea, fudge, gin miniature, tallow balm, crystals, marmalade, and a novel to snuggle down with on Sunday.
Treat mom (or yourself) to a taste of the circular economy! Healthy, homemade, no fake ingredients, no middleman cut.
Limited stock. Shop the Basket before it’s gone. 
Yojimble
Jimble’s Jumble - New Season Marmalade & Jams Restock#
Award-winning Seville Orange Marmalade (Silver at Dalemain World Marmalade Awards 2025!) + fresh rhubarb jams, chutneys, and more. All small batch, whole fruit, no added pectin, no fake colors or preservatives.
substackcdn.comHandmade from real ingredients: organic Sevilles, foraged rhubarb, pure cane sugar. Sats direct to the maker. Perfect for breakfast stacks or gifting. Shop the Sweet & Savory npub1xa8wj…4spj
substackcdn.comAuctions Quasi-Demo & Profile Polish
Team’s grinding:
Auctions systems did a small demo, UI/UX coming together nicely. Real and happening!! Hoping to release ComingSoonTM (testing phase gonna be a beast, lol).
Cashu wallet integration for private, fast auction payments in progress.
Continuing to squash migration bugs & GitHub issues (keep tagging us on Nostr , super helpful, thanks community!).
BTC Map location on profiles: working on integrating
Image handling (Blossom thumbnails, caching, rescaling for slow connections) still being polished.
Hero call: keep ladybug-ing bugs and tagging us on Nostr/GitHub. Every report makes the marketplace stronger.
substackcdn.comUse Plebeian Signer (or Any NIP-07 Extension) – Never Paste nsec Again
Typing your nsec into any site is risky; clipboard hijacks, accidental leaks, bad actors. Use a NIP-07 signer extension instead. Why extensions beat raw nsec:
Private key stays in your device/extension. Never touches the website
Signs events locally (Nostr requests approval pop-up)
Works everywhere: Plebeian.market, Amethyst, Primal, Coracle, etc.
Safer than copy/paste nsec (no exposure risk)
How to use Plebeian Signer:
Download from Chromestore or GitHub: <https://github.com/PlebeianApp/plebeian-signer>
Install & import your nsec (or create a new one)
Go to plebeian.market → click “Sign in with Nostr” → approve in Plebeian Signer
It also has a built-in wallet for zaps!! Use it for quick, private payments
Multi-account support: add multiple nsecs (e.g., one for main, one for shopping) and switch easily
Best practices:
Use a fresh nsec for shopping if paranoid; keeps main identity ghost clean
Never paste nsec into websites; clipboard malware loves that
Pro move: Dedicated “shopping” nsec + NIP-07 extension = max privacy + zero leak risk.
substackcdn.comWhy Plebeian Exists (And Why It Matters)#
Centralized platforms are fiat parasites in disguise.
Banks freeze accounts… and so do governments. Galleries take 50% cuts. Apple takes 30%. Spotify keeps most royalties. Platforms decide who gets paid, when, and how much. We said no gfy.
Plebeian Market is built so farmers can sell their goods, artists can sell paintings, musicians can sell albums without begging for approval or handing over a cut to some corporation. NIP99 makes it real:
Your stall lives on relays forever
Zaps hit your wallet direct
No KYC, no fees, no forced censorship; when you download the FOSS software and install the instance on your own server
You own the customer relationship, not the platform
This isn’t just a marketplace. It’s an escape hatch from the fiat matrix. Every listing, every zap, every sale chips away at the old system.
We’re not here to compete with Amazon or Etsy.
We’re here to obsolete them.
Now go list your jams, art, coffee, code, whatever. Buy from plebs. Pay in pure sats. Fuck the middlemen. Own the trade.
Join the chaos:
→ Telegram
→ Nostr:@plebeianmarket
Burn fiat to the ground. Stay sovereign.
Bekka & the Plebeian Team 💜
plebeian.market | Follow on Nostr | Telegram Group
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