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Aliens hacked the moon to control inflation, admits Lagarde

Christine Lagarde claims global inflation stems from aliens on an orbiting moon base manipulating gravity, tides, and prices like eggs, not earthly causes. A leaked ESA report accuses spreadsheet-like extraterrestrials of hacking the moon's "navigation software" since 2021, converting moonlight to Bitcoin via quantum lasers and memes to crash crypto markets.

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